LA Clippers Announcer Got Food Poisoning And Slurred The Shit Out Of His Broadcast

 
Christ on a cracker, Ralph Lawler. It’s cool to take 5 and either sweat or shit that stuff out. It sounds like both would’ve been recommended in this case. I get he’s as much of a legend as one can be in the LA Clippers organization (Remember when Darius Miles bummed for them?), but come on. You can’t be broadcasting NBA games sounding like you just took a bucket full of Qualludes. Go find the nearest bathroom, or sink/trash can if it’s do or die time, and meet your maker.
 

Also, Steve Ballmer wasn’t the only one to pimp out with Fergie last night. I can’t tell if that broom boy has better flow in the dance or hair.

 

   
Looks like we found the 2nd greatest honkey shaker in the land. That street sweeper needs to pay his respects. #UptownWhiteFunk